They See Me Rollin', They Hatin'

If you love getting pulled over by the police then you should probably get one of these. With the simple addition of reefer smoke billowing out of the windows you can be assured that any cop in a 5 mile radius will home in on you and give you untold shit.

Liz Hurley Mega Time

It's probably good to get a look quick before they're around her ankles - Ahhhhh....Mammaries!

What's going on with Floppy???

Tons of snowmen

All lined up and nowhere to go

Before & After

Plastic surgery has become so popular that people simply forget that it is serious interference in the body, whose results are not always possible to predict, even if its worked by a really experienced and "expensive" surgeon. In addition, from the first operation they will need to patch up again and again.

Introducing Breadcat

now in convenient Tabby Wheat

Why You Should NEVER Have Kids!

Just remember, you will never give less of a f#ck than when you are a child. Kids are like little rockstars who don't need drugs and alcohol when they trash the place and defecate on themselves, it's just who they are - Be AFRAID!

Make a Paper Airplane Fly Forever

Your inner child will mean that no matter how old you get, there will always be a place in your heart for paper aeroplanes, so making one that can fly forever and ever, well that's going to appeal to each and every one of us.

It's Time For Phun!

'Drool, drool everywhere & not a drop to spare!', that's how desperate things are for a dude when these chicks come out to play - All dressed up (and sometimes not) and everywhere to go - Thank you God for inventing babes!

Chopsticks Played On Phone

This dude spent 3 weeks learning to play Chopsticks on four phones. He could of just downloaded the ringtone for free but we'll let him have his moment before we tell him.