Douche Off 2009

If you are the biggest douche in your town then get you stupid ass to this competition and you a battle to be the biggest douche in the land.

The Penis Game

It's a relatively simple game, you can start by quoting from your favourite film and substituting the word "penis" for some of the words. Also, make sure you're really shouting the word "penis" to cause maximum distress to those around you--and make sure you're doing all this at a really inappropriate place.

School Stackin

This is what happens when the teacher leaves the room for just a minute

Sexy Anna Kournikova Photo Shoot

If anyone has her phone number, please email it to me, abum@abum.com. I'll send you $5,000

Drunk Girl Leaves EPIC Voicemail

Whoever this girl is, she seems to be carrying a little flame for a certain Ryan, as she gushingly leaves him a voicemail saying how she'd love for him to call her. Noting beats those morning-after regrets.

Microscopic sculptures

Willard Wigan MBE (born 1957) is a sculptor from Wolverhampton, England, who makes minute work, where a figure can be as small as 0.005mm tall. He was awarded an MBE for services to art in July 2007.

Stupid Driver takes out an Old Lady

How could you not see the old lady directly in front of your car?

puppy dogs are soft

Freestyle Football Skillz

This guy’s got some sweet skills, so good you’ll want to study the video in slow-motion just to see if he’s got a string attached to that ball he’s so miraculously twirling around his feet.

McNugget Rampage

Holy crap, this woman is a complete psycho and has been watching way to much Dragon Ball while probably high on crack as she unleashes hell on these poor McWorkers, threatening to assume her "ultimate form." WTF!?